Happy Birthday, Dear Willie...

Today is the assumed and accepted birthday of William Shakespeare. I'm not going to bother to explain who Mr. Shakespeare is or was; because if you don't know, you shouldn't even be reading this because obviously you were spawned under a rock. But anyway, today (theoretically) William would be 442 years old.

Just for the record: my favorite play of the birthday boy's is The Tempest, in case you're dying of curiosity.