I went to China and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Well, I am back in the states. My trip to Hong Kong was absolutely amazing. A few things I noticed and/or learned from the Hong Kongians:
1) Everyone over there, whether it be from the food, the water, or the pollution, has horrible skin. After ten days even I'm broken out.
2) China Wok doesn't have anything on Hong Kong.
3) The prostitutes really know how to exert themselves (beer for a dollar? Too bad I don't like beer... or women for that matter).
4) There's no better sex than sex overseas.
5) Buddhists have it more together than Christians.
6) Nothing's worth having if it hasn't been haggled for.
7) If you're offered a free soda with your meal- take it... or they will be very insulted.
8) You can wear t-shirts and flip-flops on Christmas and not be cold (sorry Katie, it had to be done)
9) Lesbians are very big on Karaoke.
10) Vegtables actually have a pleasing taste.
11) No matter where you are you can eat at McDonalds or go to 7-11.
12) American food portions are WAY to big.
13) Disney owns the world.
14) Hello Kitty really is as obnoxious as I thought.

I would go on but am extremely jet lagged. Hope everyone had a wonderful Holiday Season and I will be talking to you soon.